A Uff is a large inanimate female creature that moves slowly from bench to bench. The name derives from the sound they omit when forced to partake in any physical activity. A full grown Uff has a spotty complexion & can weigh as much as 2 ton, they can consume 3 times they're body weight in takeaways. Can be found living in shitpits or wandering round shops, gives birth to ufflets
<Chinese origin> An onomatopoeia. A word so formed from the natural sounds of one who is porky. A sound generally made when one who is porky does not get her way, is frustrated, or has to do work.
Worker #1: I made the changes like you asked me to, but I have one question. Can you help me?