Uckers

Noun: Asymmetric Beauty
An uckers is a woman who is attractive when viewed from the back, but not from the front.

Jimmy (from the back): "Man, that girl is hot."

James (from the front): "Naw fam, that girl is an uckers."

by Acey9 November 26, 2017

Uckers

A British term to describe a ugly ass bitch, like really ugly. Absolutely not fine, gross, hideous and finally GRIM!!!

Guy 1: Yo you see that girl across the street?
Guy 2: Yea bruv. What about her?
Guy 1: She fine innit.

Guy 2: Are you fuckin stupid bruv, that girl is an uckers.

by NiggletMcDuffing December 17, 2019

ucker

Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only
Man's not hot, never hot
Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat
Boom
Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths
Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees
See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers

THAT GIRL IS A UCKERS

by BIG_SHAK December 12, 2017

Uckers

ROADMAN SHAQ , SKRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP KA KA PA PA PA

THAT GIRL IS A UCKERS

by ThatGuyWhoGivesDefinition October 25, 2017

ucker

made famous by the flight of the conchord's song 'mother uckers'; it is the beeped out version of 'fucker'.

too many mother uckers uckin with my shi-

by jemaine+bret July 5, 2009

ucker

Noun,
A woman who gets gang banged by two to four service men from the British Royal Navy. (see uckers game)

That bitch is getting uckerd on the aircraft carrier.

by $h1t December 11, 2017

ucker

A "tool", "choad" or "lil' sack". Can be used to address a friend as well as someone in which you despise. Can also be used in somewhat polite company as a synonym for "fucker".

Friend: "Hey ucker, whatcha doing for lunch today?"

Despise: "Oh crap, here comes that stupid ucker again with his little whore of a girlfriend."

by Mammy November 2, 2003