u/b/er-tard

a /b/ tard, or someone who has wasted their life away in the /b/ (random) section of 4chan image boards, who has evolved past poor grammar and a twisted sense of humor and has slowly drifted into a vegetative state where responses are only given to the mentioning of memes and the sight of inappropriate cartoons. (see rule 34)

Basically, a super /b/tard

Normal person: what's up?

u/b/er-tard: ...

Normal person: hello?

u/b/er-tard: ... ungh ...

Normal person: *sigh*... so I heard you like mudkips?

u/b/er-tard: lolz lolz lolz over 9,000!

by wow.... February 19, 2009

hjugyhf fdfctdrxevsasw rjtkyl,u;./tywsedr6tf7gy8hu9ijko,';./b nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwkm,u;h9ii,hjuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyesxdraswxgtfvybhjnkml,;

When your cat walks on your keyboard

HEY CHLOE PLEASE GET OFF MY KEYBOARD
Chloe the cat: MEow

hjugyhf fdfctdrxevsasw rjtkyl,u;./tywsedr6tf7gy8hu9ijko,';./b nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwkm,u;h9ii,hjuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyesxdraswxgtfvybhjnkml,;

by LilyGamez (Idc about my user) June 19, 2019

P .U .B .S.

Pick Up Big Styleey

To pick up hot girls.

Used on the beach, it gives the male the power to identify hot ass to his friends without arousing suspicion. Often followed by a clock sign....

P .U .B .S.
3 o'clock

aww yeah, sweet bit of preteen

by drobe June 01, 2007

y u b h8tn?

"y u b h8tn?" is an internets-term that was made up by the member Jonas over at NarutoForums (me who's writing this).
As you may figure out, the word is internets-language for the word "why you be hating?".

peK: yo Itachi suckz balls man, lawl !
Jonas: y u b h8tn on Itachi?

y u b h8tn?

by Jonas-Itachi November 30, 2006

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 07, 2022

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.µ.imaweli.µ.icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl r u fr rn b fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go.µ.imaweli.µ.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 04, 2025

D u m b @^$

Practically outsmarts Roblox safe chat so you can type the word without it turning to tags

Roblox safe chat be like: '#######'
We are outsmarting it by using 'D u m b @^$' now-

by Dat 1 idiot June 20, 2021