shit tyrone

Telling your homeboy to stop fucking up and start getting it together, based on a popular internet meme.

<loser32> man they let me go for coming in late again
<you> shit tyrone

by itsthemechanic March 2, 2011

stupid nigga tyrone

that stupid nigga you wanna slap

fuck that stupid nigga tyrone

by dic kin ya momma bith April 20, 2017

Who’s on Your Throne?

When your success in life depends on whether you are worshipping your problem or God—you need to put Him on the throne, while taking down your negatives, fears, bad breaks, or offenses off the throne—there is room only for one up there.

Don’t give your educational or financial lack, debt, or cancer the permission to be on your throne; instead, keep them off the throne, because the key to allowing or stopping God’s reign over your life is: “Who’s on your throne?”

by MathPlus September 24, 2018

throne surfing

Surfing the internet while sitting on the toilet. 24 inch Bar stools work great for a nice platform.

Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.

by bjergen June 25, 2010

throne sniffer

one who is excessively servile in a self-degrading way to anyone perceived to have power

He is so ambitious, he's become the boss's throne sniffer.

by onefungi July 19, 2010

Throne Sausage

You figure it out.

Man, I left a throne sausage so big my asshole is bleeding.

by StUmP October 5, 2003

Throne Sausage

What falls out of your anus... duh...

Man I was at the movie theater and I had to lick the toilet seat clean before I could sit down and produce a throne sausage.

by assmonkey November 2, 2003