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Taiwan bus clusterfuck

Traffic congestion caused by 2 or more Taiwan public buses blocking a multi-lane road. This is usually caused by one or more buses using the inside lane unnecessarily, even though there are frequent bus stops. Reasons bus drivers choose to use the inside lane vary and include, but are not limited to:

- trying to leap frog the bus in front of them
- attempting to pass a slow driver
- desire to be closer to the "front of the line" while stopped at a red light
- incompetence
- being born with a small penis
I could drive to work so much faster if it wasn't for all those Taiwan bus clusterfucks on Bei Xin Road
by King Xavier August 7, 2012
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Taiwan

Taiwan is the diamond of Asia/Pacific Islands. Thought to be a ecnomic powerhouse and the most economically sound country in all of Asia of our time. The Chinese throughout time have considered Taiwan a rebel state. We say... shove it. Because of our status within the world, the US stations naval carriers and destroyers along the strait of Taiwan to make sure the Chinese dont get a little bold.
Student: Sir if you could describe Taiwan in one word ho-...
Teacher: Perfect
by Big L December 27, 2004
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Taiwanesian

The new kid is a Taiwanesian, he recently moved from Taiwan.
by qwerty24242 November 26, 2010
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Taiwannabe

A Chinese person who seeks civil rights and freedom in the island neighbor, Taiwan.
All Taiwannabes are welcome in Taiwan.
by mnihnuht September 21, 2006
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Taiwan

where the most friendly people are from.
by yiru September 6, 2003
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Taiwan

A country I DO NOT wish to be united with China. I have gotten enough of the "Taiwan and China are like brothers" crap I have to say something at this point. "Chinese don't kill Chinese" was the line the communists kept repeating when the nationalists government tried to eliminate the threat. Ok, fine, the nationalists heard that and decided to let go--biggest mistake ever. A few years later the communists started to fight the nationalists, who ultimately fled to Taiwan. Oh, but that's not enough. Fifty years later when Taiwan has become an economical wonder they are here talking about *brothers* again! Sorry for me being skeptical, but I and perhaps MOST Taiwanese are not going to be stupid enough to fall for that.
The Chinese government should fix the starvation, illiteracy percentage, unequal property distribution, AIDS carriers, black government operations, human rights violations and communistic society first, then maybe Taiwan would consider an union.
by Made in TAIWAN January 14, 2004
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West Taiwan

The true name for what some people call "china"
"china" isn't a country, it's just west taiwan
by I_farted May 10, 2022
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