the two percent

the percent of the U.S. population that is jewish

Abe belongs to the two percent, so does Sol.

by 7298 September 11, 2020

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One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` One To One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` Two Perfected The Distressed Studder

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Two-State Period

a medical condition you (🫵) have reached in every exam season where u constantly shift between two states

1. All your 💩 on your bed
2. All your 💩 on your table

This is a result of not giving a 💩 cause all u want to do is sleep (and watch tiktok) but u have to study so u do exactly that.

Characterized by

• Random papers on the floor that the patient was too lazy to throw away
• Messy bed that hasn't been made in weeks
• No organisation of whatever books and stuff they have anywhere
• Millions of pens that have run out of ink.

Treatment: Finish ur exams. (good luck!)

Anna has room likes she's reached her Exam Two-State Period. Her 💩 is everywhere!

by ltsam May 23, 2022

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two hundred percent

Why wouldn't an athlete feel like 100 percent was enough, especially when you're hardly ever near one hundred percent most of the time?

Two hundred percent seems like it would blow out the athlete before the athlete was finished with the season or retirement.

by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021

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two hundred percent

Sounds like something that would make a guy's head explode if he tried to do it long enough.

The athlete was always at two hundred percent, and thought he would never in twenty years or so, rowdy down. One day the people that always knew he was a lame would find out how he really was when nobody was looking.

by The Original Agahnim November 6, 2021

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