Twitterection

A "Twitterection" is the sexual arousal a male feels when overly excited by something of or related to the globally used online community sensation, Twitter. Times at which this strange phenomenon can occur include, but is not limited to, the reaching of a Tweeter's previously set goals and/or the reading of a "Followed" Twitter user's "Tweet"

No female version of this occurrence has been recorded on file as of yet.

EX:

- "OMG! Reaching my 10,000th Tweet has given me a Twitterection!"

- "Ashton Kutcher is shopping with Demi Moore at Barney's? That's Twitterection inducing!"

by Oh_Gee_Stephie August 6, 2009

Twitterer

noun. One who uses Twitter (the social network). One who "tweets."

She's so connected, she's on every social network. She just became a Twitterer recently, but is really going to town!

by Stepmom43 March 19, 2009

Twitteredian

A person who uses the Twitter service to dispatch jokes, who also believes themselves to be funny, but in reality are not.

"Did you read Joe's last twitter?"
"Yea, he's a regular Twitteredian *Rolls eyes*"

by Dr. Albert Grizzly March 18, 2010

Twittourettes

Involuntary, impulsive, erratic tweeting of self-humiliating, inflammatory, offensive tweets using made-up words and incoherent phrases.

Mistakenly tweeting a word not found in the dictionary when trying to sound intellectual is twittourettes. Tweeting nonsensical gibberish. Embarrassing oneself with one's tweets. "Ground Zero Mosque supporters: doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate,"

by PalinGater August 26, 2010

Twitterette's Syndrome

Variant of Tourette's Syndrome which manifests itself solely through compulsive, repetitive, ignorant and inflammatory Tweets.

I'm sure we can avoid catastrophic trade wars if we just explain to the rest of the world that {POTUS} has Twitterette's Syndrome.

by Mr. Surly January 30, 2017

Eche-Twitterer

30 Seconds to Mars Street Team on Twitter

There was a lot of activity by eche-twitterers on Twitter today

by tequilasam April 29, 2009

Twiwhore

A person who has never read a twilight book but has seen the movies and thinks that they are the biggest fans of twilight when really they are only into it because they are interested in one of the male leads

Girl 1: look at that twiwhore she's never read the book she only likes it because she thinks Edward is hot

Girl 2: she'll never be like us

by The twihard December 29, 2010