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Twit Twitching

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When you have tweeting withdrawal due to being occupied by something like being at work, on an airplane, or somewhere you cant get on the internet...
(Shaking) OMG!!! The internet went out and I've missed 75 tweets in the last 3 minutes... Im twit twitching.
by Dj Jazzy Jess & Snoopy December 14, 2009
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twitching

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A combination of Twitter and bitching, where someone uses their Twitter account to complain about life.
This guy cut me off and I was totally twitching about it later.
by LongRanger2 April 19, 2009
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ass-twitching

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An uncomfortable and/or embarrassing emotional experience caused by observing another person's actions or witnessing an awkward situation caused by another person's actions.
He tried to get up three time to tell her that he still loved her. Unfortunately, he was too drunk. Finally her new boyfriend helped him into a cab. It was really ass-twitching.

Did you watch his latest video blog post -- the one where he talked about his childhood? He really opened up; but the part about him wetting the bed until he was 19 made my ass-twitch a little.
by kallena May 4, 2010
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twitter bitching; the act of tweeting bitter and whiny statements; blowing off steam via twitter; being a real bitch on twitter
Jeremy: "Ugh I'm so sick of seeing Caroline twitching all the time every time I check my twitter."
Jordan: "Seriously. If I don't care that her Aunt Pam is in town with her stupid cat and she has to clean out the litter box, then I'm pretty sure the rest of the twitter world won't either."
by Spidermonkey'sRULE December 2, 2010
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Twitching

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I need more viewers while I'm twitching
by Realgirl2020 December 19, 2020
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phone twitching

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The act of reaching towards the phone to call a girl or guy that you like, but twitching your hand back because you are still to shy to ask them to go out with you. This can be avoided by just asking them out in person.
Tom: Did you call stacy yet?

Alex: No, I just kept phone twitching.
by Gribblegronk February 14, 2006
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