Twitard

The most ungodly creature to roam the Earth. Tiwtards think the best book ever is Twilight (Craplight) because of this they obsess over it. Twitards tend to to stupid things like wear Twilight T-shirts, purses, and basically anything else that can be Twitardified. They also make retarded Flairs on Facebook ( Pieces of Flair, an application.) saying retarded things like "Who needs Dracula when you have Edward Cullen?" (I do) and " Real Men Sparkle" and "Jacob Black: another reason to love dogs". Personally they make me sick. Once I saw a Twitard in an ice cream shop. It was all I could do to not smack her in the face with a lead pipe.

Biggest Twitard:
Stephenie Meyer

Twitards are so Twitarded that they believe someone is a vampire when they fucking sparkle. Vampires don't sparkle.

by twilight sucks ass August 26, 2010

Twitar

Twitter @name, nom de plume, or literary double, a pseudonym adopted by an author for Twitter online

Twitar @hayeslady aka Erinn Hayes actor

by rr6013 June 28, 2012

Twitard

The book "Twilight" by Stephanie Meyer plus "retard." A person who obsessively enjoys the books or movies of Twilight.

The Twitard at the Movie theater screamed and fainted when she saw the "New Moon" trailer.

by Penelope's stupid name August 16, 2009

Twitard

Twilight Retard; an overly obsessed Twilight fan

She is such a twitard she not only believes in vampires, she believes they sparkle.

by Dracula/Blooferlady November 23, 2009

Twitard

A person who has read Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga and the Twilight movie, and completely obsesses over it.

*You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
*You refuse to believe that Edward Cullen does not exist.

*People stare at you funny because you and your friends are locked into a heated argument of vampire vs. werewolves.
*You cried through most of New Moon.
*Your dream car is a silver 2005 Volvo S60R or a yellow 911 Turbo Porsche
*You long to visit Forks, Washington
*You get excited anytime someone unexpectedly mentions anything about vampires.
*You talk about Edward and Twilight so much, that your friends read it just to shut you up
*You have come to hate the sun
*You start to see silver Volvos everywhere (I SWEAR I SAW ONE DRIVE BY)
*Every time you're in a grocery store, you have the urge to pick up and hold an apple
*You start cursing at Halloween shop windows when you see stereotypical vampire teeth and costumes.

Don't make fun of me and all of my Twitarded friends or I'll give you a paper cut right in front of Jasper...or I'll La Push you off a cliff...or, even better...I'll provoke the Volturra and blame it on you!

I am a Twitard!

by Wish I was Bella Swan December 21, 2008

twitard

a twilight crazed retard
(usually will call self mrs cullen or a "twihard")

twitard:OMG I LIKE TOTALLY LUV TWILIGHT I JUST CHANGED MY LAST NAME ON FACEBOOK 2 CULLEN!!!!

sane person:that's great, twitard

by iareRAYNEBOW May 17, 2010

emo twitard

a person who embraces the emo subculture, yet obsessed so much with the Twilight series.

Jen is such an emo twitard, bu she's still cute.
Kevin is also another emo twitard, but as a male/shemale, he definitely CROSSED THE BORDER of being the biggest faggot in the world!

by jelomulawin August 28, 2009