turbo twinkin twistin twist

When you furiously masturbate so wrong you end up twisting your foreskin to the point of non-existence

Person 1: My dick is in so much pain from doing the turbo twinkin twistin twist

by anonymous January 27, 2022

I cannot stop twinkling

THIS SHOULD BE HIS HERO NAME

"I cannot stop twinkling" is a sentence, idiot.

by YUGAMFEXTRAAOYAMA December 1, 2021

Twinkling

When two or more females go to the toilet together.

They're twinkling at the moment.

by Twinkling 123 October 6, 2011

Twinkling

Twinkling is a business term for when an employee has stressed themselves out so badly that their sphincter begins to clamp spasmodically and they can no longer focus on the task at hand.

"Have you seen Joe today? What his problem?"

"His project added another week delay, he was so mad in the meeting he started twinkling then stormed out the room."

by Shutin April 21, 2005

twinking

When you place a Twinkie on somebody's porch, ring their doorbell, and hide to see their reaction.

"Dude I heard you went twinking last night, how was it?"

"You should have been there. He picked it up and looked around for like five minutes before going back inside. Priceless!"

by twinkersferdayz February 9, 2012

Twinking

As to sticking a twinkie up someones (or you own) anus...

Steve likes to go twinking on Sundays

by ketfofet1212 July 31, 2008

Twinking

To demand payment up front and not perform the action or service payed for; to scam

"Hey man this guy's totally twinking me"
"How's that bro"
"I payed to have an album cover designed but it's been three months And I haven't heard from him"

by Handelbars August 12, 2019