Water isn't wet

Water is not wet before you jump I. The pool are you wet or dry? You are dry. When you jump in the pool and your body is fully submerged underwater can you really tell whether or not you're wet? No you are not wet til you get out the pool and oxygen hits your body then you are wet

Water isn't wet brush yes it is says who says me we aren't gonna argue bout this shit right niw

by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! November 30, 2018

twetris

to use all 140 characters in a tweet

Svetlana was able to elegantly summarize the weekend's activities in a perfect twetris.

by ddubbindustries September 2, 2010

Twetbacks

Identical twin Mexicans that look exactly alike and share a love for trashy white women.

Dude did you see those twetbacks with the trailer trash girlfriends?

by theallpowerful December 10, 2011

twetious

A very small "pecker" dick

Josh has a very small twetious

by Daddylongd3 May 17, 2019

Twetch

The last twitch before rigor mortis sets in.

With the last twetch they knew he had died.

by freebasementwinner April 19, 2020

twetny

when you fuck up the word twenty so bad it starts sounding like a bird

do you see those twenty twetnys there?

by Nightbladez September 7, 2020

twetny

when you muck up twenty so badly it starts sounding like a bird

do you see those twenty twetnys there?

by Nightbladez September 7, 2020