Tweed 

Dork, douche bag, idiot, poser

I dont like going to Gasoline Alley because there are too many tweeds hanging out there.

Tweed by Thomas Wight December 30, 2005

tweed 

a more subtle way of saying weed

Do you know if anyone has any tweed

tweed by --=-=-=-=- July 3, 2007

tweed 

A mixed drink containing 1 part orange juice, one part cranberry juice, one part lemonade, and as much vodka as you would like to add.

Invented in 2004 by Kebs in Alex, VA

Man that Tweed got me hammered!

tweed by Kebs May 24, 2004

tweed 

Slightly more than two, but limier than three

We'll have a spot of tea in a fortnight or tweed

tweed by pungentwordplay August 24, 2010

tweed 

someone who is a natural bron uggo and cant do anything to help the way they look; different/odd lookinf facial and/or body features

i was walkin through sea-town yesterday and i saw a tweed kept starin' at me and i was like wut the hell r u starin at me for?hav u looked in the mirror in ur life

tweed by suffice May 19, 2006

tweed 

Combination of both "tweak" and "weed". Hence the nickname "tweed".

Jason: Pass me some tweak.

David: Pass me some weed.

Big Steve: How 'bout some tweed?!?!?!?!?!

tweed by Ghst September 12, 2004

tweed 

Short for Tweedle Dumb of Alice in Wonderland. Known for being insanely stupid. Someone that babbles on about nonsense like they know what they are talking about & everyone cares.

He had no idea what he was talking about but that didn't stop him. What a tweed.

tweed by Zane Edison August 3, 2007