twee

The shit that hangs off a sheep's ass, also used as an insult.

Stop messing up my drawings, you twee!

by Marissa222 July 16, 2006

twee

Weed, often more cheaper, and shwag.

"If I had some twee, you now I 'moke it with you." said Nash.

by Beer Wolf April 10, 2005

twee

1.(verb)(to tweee)(tweeed) to poke with 2 fingers in the general anal area, usually a sharp quick motion used to discomfort and humiliate.

2.(v) when in sneak mode in the game: Elder Scrolls, Oblivion, you attack in hand-to-hand mode.

3.(v) any gesture involving the first 2 fingers on any hand jabbing forward, mimics the female masturbation or anal motion and is considered worse than the finger

1. Mark tweed Ray when he stood in front of the TV.

2. Todd totally pulled a twee on that rat in the Imperial City Sewers.

3. When Lindsey saw Kacie she quickly shouted, "Bitch!" and shot her the twee.

by r2oo6 September 1, 2007

Twee

Our holy lord. The Twee isn’t a being. More of an idea. A shape. It’s followers are loyal members of the twee squad. It replaces the number 3 and all multiples of it. Saying it purifies your soul.

I have twee hours until class.
The Twee lives on.

by Vlet, Elk, and Belhop May 9, 2019

twees

A singular noun referring the buttocks or ass. Also may be used as a verb, meaning to stick your butt out.

Org: Homestar Runner's Strong Bad Email 147

n: "Strongbad, you're a horse's twees."

v: "OK everybody now twees it out!"

by racartier March 9, 2006

Twee

The act of going to the rest-room while at work ostentiously to answer the call of nature but really to do some texting.

'Where's Bill gone?'

'Gone for a twee'

'He's left his phone behind...'

'Dick!'

by Raqdog July 25, 2014

Twee

The pretty girl standing by the bar who makes you wonder all night if you have enough confidence to approach to her and say something that will make her smile. If you're able to accomplish this task, you'll find out she's a down to earth girl who you can spend hours with enjoying a conversation about nothing.

Friend1: who's that girl you were talking to?
Friend2: I'm not 100% sure, but I think her name is Twee.

by Homelessguyfromcentralsocial April 22, 2016