twatter water

The vaginal fluid that a girl literally shoots from her vagina as she climaxes; female cum

Mike: How did it go with that girl last night?

Brian: I was going down on her... and before I knew it, she sprayed her twatter water all over my face.

by Captain_Howdy December 6, 2009

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twitteryenta

Girl that uses twitter to gossip about every little thing in her life.

Girl that starts twittering "Over Heard" or OH about the conversation your having with her in the middle of the conversation.

Girls that tweet 30 times a day about nonsense.

Did you read any of Stephanies tweets today? Ya I saw a bunch of OH's that were really lame and of course she always tweets where and what time she and her friends shit every morning.

She's such a twitteryenta.

by bstinson July 12, 2010

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twatterdnipplewaffle

A person who meets one or more of the following qualifications:

a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.

b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or

c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.

Angie is SUCH a twatterdnipplewaffle, she insists on re-tweeting everything I post on facebook with the words "lolz" next to it.

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Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.

by The Trojan Horsie January 29, 2012

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