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twatted

1. The completed act of sending a message on Twitter, a social network. Sometimes referred to as tweet, tweeting, tweeted, or twit.

2. The verb tense of the tweeting occurring in the past of the current moment.

3. In reference to tweets that should have been accomplished.
1. Okay guys, I just twatted everybody the invite.

2. Yesterday we twatted 500 followers.

3. Have you twatted everybody about ladies night yet?
by zdh March 26, 2010
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twatted

past tense of pussy whipped, hen pecked, man domanated by a woman or women, uroxious
I do what she says since she twatted me.
Arch does what she says since the twatted him.
by larry278 April 26, 2009
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twat

1) A derogatory term for a person whose behaviour is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.
2) A vagina.
He is such a twat
by ds3882 August 28, 2017
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twat

an obnoxious person who you want to stab
john is such a twat
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twat

Noun:
Pronounced with a short a, rather than a short o (I have no idea where American directors get their pronunciation from), 'twat' is a rather vulgar word of British origin that refers to a woman's sexual organs.

A person can be a 'twat', the same way they can be a penis (see dick) or something used for cleaning said twat (see douche). It is usually used to mean someone is stupid or mean.
Me: I am a nice, well-behaved girl. I refuse to use such offensive words merely for the purpose of giving Urban Dictionary an example of how to use it.
Person reading this: *cough* Twat. *cough*
by Howard Wolowitz September 8, 2012
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Twat

Jeremy Clarkson is correct in thinking that Piers Morgan is a complete twat.
by leahcim99 November 2, 2013
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Twat

Being a twat is doing something idiotic, doesn't matter the scene.
One of those examples of being a twat is the YouTube channel Brave Wilderness;
doing something intentional - like purposely being stung by a bullet ant - for their job.
A friend is going to attempt to jump off of your roof onto your trampoline into the pool.
"You're being a twat."
by darkcreep1245 March 11, 2017
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