twattle

People engaging in a verbal/rhetorical battle or feud on the social media internet-service "twitter".

A "heated" discussion on twitter.

Derived from the company name "twitter" and the word "battle" - twattle.

Game on, it's a twattle!

by aronrica March 4, 2011

twattle

The collective noun for a group of lesbians. ("A twattle of lesbians", as "a flock of sheep".)

"Who's coming to the party?"
"Uh... John... Cathy..."
"Cathy's coming? Is she bringing her twattle?"
"Oh, god, I hope not."

by Ted Just Ted August 14, 2006

twattage

1. Gunk discharged from the twat.
2. Just plain bullshit.

1. My bush is sooo full of twattage.
2. Bush is sooo full of twattage.

by cassysquirrl June 2, 2004

Twattle

A vagina-shaped neck wattle, most famously know to exist on the horrifying body of Donald Trump.

If Trump doesn't loosen his tie he's going to get a yeast infection in his twattle.

by WingardiumLoliosa April 23, 2018

Twattle

Word used to describe labia on a vagina that is excessive and loosely dangling, so much so that it resembles a turkey’s wattle; Hence combining the terms “twat” and “wattle”. Similarly used terms include Arby’s (Roast Beef) and Laffy Taffy.

Damn bruh, that chic from the club last night was fine as hell but the coochie had way too much twattle! I wasn’t ready for Thanksgiving dinner but I had to throw some baby gravy on it!

by cAAliKKing November 26, 2020

Twattleglum

During the act of felching, the partner shits in the other person mouh.

My husband accidentally twattleglummed me yesterday, it took me an hour to get out the taste.

by The Felcher Boys July 24, 2008

Twattled

The female act of Tea Bagging - the act of wrapping the vaginal lips around another person's nose

when I passed out at the party last night, instead of freezing my bra, I got Twattled!

by J DOWN** May 25, 2010