Twattapotamus

A extremely obese and miserable woman!

That Twattapotamus thinks she controls this whole office! But outside work shes just a worthless fatty who has to buy two tickets to fly coach!

by Ejayz June 10, 2013

Twatapotamous

A hungry hungry bimbo that stalks and attacks unsuspecting females online to ensure her own relativity in the world.

That IG Twatapotamous went all hungry hungry bimbo, because she thought I was after her Mane...

by Sadong Hussain September 14, 2019

twatspeed

The maximum velocity your cock can be swung at a woman's face, resulting in a sharp, smacking noise and sometimes a reddened blob on the epidermis lasting for up to half an hour.

I slapped that bitch at twatspeed.

by Clayton Coolins February 29, 2008

Twatapuss

Twat-a-puss, Is a person named Jamee. Usually a female but can be a Male named Jeff. It will be annoying and nag you constantly.

Why are Jamee and Jeff are being twatapuss ?

by My names JEFF42 July 16, 2018

Twatapotamus

Someone who doesn't share their weed

Cory is a twatapotamus

by TPJ22 March 1, 2019

twatsponge

a degrading term, generically meaning "tampon" (see tampon), except much more offensive. if you use it, it means you are expressing extreme anger towards that person you are calling a tawtsponge

twatsponge1: omfg dude! did you see that guy that just cunt-punted your girlfriend!?

twatsponge2: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?! that guy is such a fucking twatsponge

by Camel Toe (Chris the Almighty) March 3, 2008

twatfap

To masturbate the vagina, usually by oneself.
From "twat", meaning vagina, and "fap", meaning masturbate. It literally means "Masturbate the vagina".

I had a twatfap yesterday.

by Dinosaur_Weirdo June 12, 2016