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Twat Swat

The equal of Cock Block but intended for women.
One who prevents another from scoring sexually.
Matt was being a cockblocker, but not as bad as julie was being a twat swatter.
by jesus from the dalles November 11, 2009
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Twat swat

when one girl does not allow another girl to get laid. (Feminime form of cock-block.)
I tried to sex Jill but Janice was being a twat swat.
by DSRC November 20, 2009
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midget twat swat

when a midget tries to grab your vagina
the girl screamed when she seen the midget twat swat walking to her trying to grab her vagina
by idkone August 4, 2011
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swat twat

Swat Twat Proper Noun

As most men and women throughout their lives will find, stubborn, loud, verbal atrocities that may be, can we say verbalized never expressed in violence toward one another?

A Swat Twat is the culmination of not being able to silence digress or diffuses a drunken (most the time) male and dials 911 for a domestic disturbance.

I don’t know about your state, but here in California they come with a minimum of two officers, if there is a crowd they double exponentially. Think of that Beach boys song ~~ ‘Two girls for every boy’ now its two peace officers or more for every boy ~~ you know the song.

at no point does this endorse or condone interrelational violence, freedom speech has its bounds, respect your woman brothers and sisters, Swat Twat don’t be one, remember we love you ladies and men.

I call it how I see it

AR Laurenzano Nipomo California
Chris - “Bro I saw all those cops over at your place, what up bro..???”

Tony- “Dude my girl went Swat Twat on me last night, just sat on the curb till they left… That was insane; Im 5’6” scrawny at best ~~~6 cops…Fu…. Just keep saying bitch overtime she talked to me what are you up too?”
by Segwave April 18, 2017
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Twat swat

Twat swat definition inserts foot into mouth before reading between the lines.
Read between the lines or your age are a Twat Swat
by anonymous August 27, 2025
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Twat swat

A female interrupting another female from getting dick
Yall men can cock block us females can twat swat
by Dwizzlle August 7, 2023
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Twat Swat

When engaging in sexual acts, the partner pats, slaps, or "swats" the females pussy in a rapid, repetitive manner in order to arouse the female.
Once I gave her a few Twat Swats, she was hornier than a peacock.
by AmericanBadass January 23, 2013
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