Twart

What posh birds from Broomhill called Wayne when he made them jump.

"Oh you farking twart"

by keefdave June 5, 2003

Twart

a twat fart

Ron twarted on Jason

by NAWAg April 19, 2003

Twarted

When a female farts from her vagina.

I was fuckin' this bitch when she twarted all over my dick.

by baddabingbaddaboommmmm December 15, 2011

Twart

A vagina fart

Omg Susan did you smell Kelly's breath???? It smells like a twart after she ate that tuna sandwich!

by SUSAN's Twart June 7, 2018

Twart

1. Tattoo on or near the pussy. A tattoo to the rear of the bush is actually taint stamp but is often considered to be twart.
2. Quiff or a pussy fart.

I bet your snatch was sore for a week after you got that new twart.

by Overclock February 4, 2015

Twart

A tweet that stinks like a fart.

"Have you read Tinyhand's last twart?"
"Not yet, but I smelt it!"

by worldcitizen2k August 11, 2017

Twarted

When a male/female is twerking and farting at the same time.

Alan was at the club when he twarted in Michelle’s face.

by SleepingSlayer October 30, 2022