Twarg is a word used in the 1800's by societies elitist women meaning a woman that enjoys taking penis in both holes at once.
Countess Natasha Rostova enjoys having the penis of Pierre Bezukhov in her butthole and the penis of Dolokhov in her vagina at the same time. She prefers Dolokhov in her vagina because he is much better looking and a real rapscallion! Of course, this is a drawing room activity Helene had once mentioned to Natasha, as a way to drudge Natasha's image through the streets of Moscow. However, Natasha had become very fond of the activity, and thus would become known as a twarg.
by EXTRAS July 13, 2015
Get the twarg mug.A larrie (but essentially a larry shipper) that believes in stunts and refuses to do their own research. They believe in confusing timelines that would make no sense if they even bothered to use their brains.
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by rbbsbb October 22, 2020
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A car, driven by a twat. Often an older boy racer/ girl racer who now has a job as a sales rep or a similar moderately successful occupation.
The car is often a BMW or Audi, although many other 'prestige' vehicles can fall into this category. Said vehicle may be a fine driving machine but has a poor image amongst the general public, due to many of the owners driving them aggressively and without any regard for either road laws or the safety of other road users.
Studies have yet to be undertaken, but it it is a commonly held view, that this poor driving is due to the owners belief, that owning a 'superior' vehicle gives them the right to drive in such a manner. Furthermore, owners (or twats) are reluctant to accept any criticism of their vehicle or driving and attribute such criticism as merely jealously from the drivers of inferior vehicles.
etymology - believed to have evolved from the shamefully term 'spaz-chariot.' This was used in Britain to describe the small motorised invalid carriages ,which used to be provided by the state to disabled people.
A car, driven by a twat. Often an older boy racer/ girl racer who now has a job as a sales rep or a similar moderately successful occupation.
The car is often a BMW or Audi, although many other 'prestige' vehicles can fall into this category. Said vehicle may be a fine driving machine but has a poor image amongst the general public, due to many of the owners driving them aggressively and without any regard for either road laws or the safety of other road users.
Studies have yet to be undertaken, but it it is a commonly held view, that this poor driving is due to the owners belief, that owning a 'superior' vehicle gives them the right to drive in such a manner. Furthermore, owners (or twats) are reluctant to accept any criticism of their vehicle or driving and attribute such criticism as merely jealously from the drivers of inferior vehicles.
etymology - believed to have evolved from the shamefully term 'spaz-chariot.' This was used in Britain to describe the small motorised invalid carriages ,which used to be provided by the state to disabled people.
by nopie February 7, 2009
Get the twariot mug.A poorly made up portmanteau word. It's made up from "twitter - party". A twarty usually needs a theme. It's where people, erm, "hang out" on twitter and tweet mostly about the said theme.
For one thing, you can tweet your questions and the twarty's host will answer them. The good thing is, it'a a lot harder to feel awkward in a twarty, and you can easily twarty hard.
However, the word twarty, is well and truely awkawrd and lame.
For one thing, you can tweet your questions and the twarty's host will answer them. The good thing is, it'a a lot harder to feel awkward in a twarty, and you can easily twarty hard.
However, the word twarty, is well and truely awkawrd and lame.
Example 1:
#Nick: You been to the Ugly Americans twarty ?
#Deepika: Dude, Ugly Americans is a great show, But a twarty? Come on.
Example 2:
Teacher in a sex-ed class: Now all you people should go to Agony aunt Jane's twarty. It's totally cool and all, because, you know, it's on twitter.
Teen in the class: *throws up*. Oh no.
#Nick: You been to the Ugly Americans twarty ?
#Deepika: Dude, Ugly Americans is a great show, But a twarty? Come on.
Example 2:
Teacher in a sex-ed class: Now all you people should go to Agony aunt Jane's twarty. It's totally cool and all, because, you know, it's on twitter.
Teen in the class: *throws up*. Oh no.
by dnilim110 March 26, 2010
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Someone with very good nature and fast yet fruitful instincts.
Also a person with no/very few haters and a close but good friend circle.
Someone with very good nature and fast yet fruitful instincts.
Also a person with no/very few haters and a close but good friend circle.
That guy's so Twarit
by McDoodlis1873 October 12, 2021
Get the Twarit mug.Chris hasn't been on Twitter in forever, but ever since he got his cat he's been twarfing up a storm.
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