Carve someone’s Turkey 

To bring someone to orgasm only using a sex toy.

That’s Jim there, he will carve someone’s turkey and won’t even ask you carve his even though that’s just common courtesy.

Carve someone’s Turkey by ~-K-~ December 4, 2021

topsy turvy tuesday’s 

A day when people have intercourse while being upside down

topsy turvy tuesday’s is my fav day of the week
i hate it it gives me a headache

topsy turvy tuesday’s by daddycoley March 20, 2019

Schrodinger’s Turk

A person that claims that they are white or of color, whichever is more benefiting in current situation.
Synonyms include: Ethnic Chameleon, Racial Opportunist.

A: Is John a person of color?

B: He's a Schrodinger’s Turk. One day he says he's white, the other he invokes his asian relatives.

A: So he's a racial opportunist?

B: Yeah, a real ethnic chameleon.

Schrodinger’s Turk by Anon8271 November 24, 2025

Schrödinger's Turk

Schrödinger's Turk usually refers to someone who uses a persona best suited for the situation but immediately change their whole persona when the situation doesn't go to plan.

UNLIKE ''Schrödinger's cat'' the phrase ''Schrödinger's Turk'' will only exclusively be used to describe a person only

This phrase was widely popularized on the internet to mock Turkish streamer Hassan Piker, who would switch between being ''Caucasian'' and being ''Arab'' to best suit the narrative at hand.

Hassan: ''I have faced much racism as an Arab in America.''
Hassan: ''Oh, i guess they don't like us, white boys.''

Viewer: Oh my god, here he goes again! That Schrödinger's Turk.

Schrödinger's Turk by Flutteryn December 1, 2025

Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey 

It is mainly described as the very inhumane act of deficating on a innocent young female and ejaculating on her face whilst consuming a quite delicious golden glazed turkey leg and reciting the pledge of allegance.

Dude Man! Roberto gave Tina the gnarliest Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey last night!

Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey by Robertojohnson10 September 16, 2009

Let's fuck this turkey 

Let's do this thing!!

Yo bro let's fuck this turkey!

Let's fuck this turkey by Shadowbrad May 17, 2018

turdy seven 

1. how irish people say thirty seven.

2. a number

"thanks to you were number one in turdy seven countries"- Niall Horan

turdy seven by hiu[dghjkrel; November 21, 2013