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turtling

In video games it means two things.

For turned based strategy games, it means to keep your units together usually in or near their default positions on the map and use defensive tactics such as attacking only when the enemy is near you, using defend commands or other units to defend each other, etc.

In fighting games, it means to keep defending and block all of your enemies attacks untill there is an opportunity to strike.

Basically, in both cases it's using defense/blocking untill you have a good opportunity to make an action or attack your enemy.
"I just beat Nightmare Geese in Real Bout Fatal Fury! He was tough, but I blocked his attacks with my turtling skills and then attacked when I had the opportunity."

"In Front Mission in the 2nd or so battle against Driscoll's forces, I turtled and didn't move my units then attacked as soon as the enemy came near by"
by mikepantz012 December 18, 2005
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turking

Working on data entry tasks and surveys on Amazon mTurk, often for third world level pay.
I was turking for 5 hours last night, I made 50 cents and bought me a can of soda!
by pimpshosandtricks March 17, 2019
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turdling

Slang
n. 1. son of a turd, runs in the family.
2. little pieces of shit, feces, excrements.
1. ex. You just a turdling compares to your dad!
2. ex. I don't like how your turdlings are clogging up my toilet!
by ZionMagus August 14, 2003
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turtling

The act of the male penis shrinking in horror and retreating into the abdomen whenever danger is present or a very unpleasant, anti-arousing thought is experienced. Much the same way a turtle retracts it's head into it's shell when faced with danger.
The thought of Brandy nekkid makes me turtle up big time.
by 03Mach1 September 28, 2005
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turdlinger

Someone who spreads their shit around like a little monkey in a cage.
To partake in the action of throwing turds in an indiscriminate fasion.
To fart a toxic odour.
Question: (Did you smell Howards rotten anus this morning)
Response: (Yes I did ... what a turdlinger..lol)
by Josh7607 September 14, 2007
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Turtling

When the poop starts coming out of your butt hole
“Dude hurry up in the bathroom I’m turtling”
by Rapper$delight September 21, 2019
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sea turtling

When one lays face down in the sand spread eagle, digs a hole, throws up in it, buries it and then proceeds to keep drinking.
Kelsey is sea turtling, time for the second part of the party.
by FriendOfSeaTurtling August 14, 2013
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