Basting the Turkey

(Phrase) The act of properly lubricating an elderly woman's vagina prior to engaging in sexual intercourse.

Fred: What were you doing at that old woman's house yesterday?
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.

Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.

by goodtimes93 November 23, 2009

Basting the Turkey

When a Man and woman are having sex and the man then pulls out and ejaculates on her and then begins to Gobble while he is doing it.

Basting the Turkey.Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Try to sound realistic!!

by KyleRM December 29, 2007

Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven

When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.

M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*

by moosir2u September 22, 2011

Basting the turkey

The art of jerking off, your hand is the turkey like when you used it to draw them in kindergarten, your jizz is the the baste.

Man I didn't finish my homework because I was basting the turkey, I gotta quit making sexcuses.

by Axell Spy February 20, 2011

Basting The Turkey

A girl wears a turkey hat and while pulling on the legs and making the turkey noise (gobble gobble) the guy cums in her face.

I walked in on Matt Basting the turkey with Annabel on Thanksgiving. Looked like she had a better meal than us.

by crima_sauce May 16, 2021

turkey bastin' it

The act of artificial insemination with a turkey baster.

"Kirsti wants a baby, but she doesn't want to have to have a man to do it, so she turkey bastin' it."

by kkkkkkcccc September 3, 2014

turkey blasting

the sexual act of using a turkey leg as a butt plug and then eating it out of the anus.

Next weekend I'm going to be turkey blasting my girlfriend all night.

by inkedworker August 27, 2020