turd burgler

One of the characters from the old McDonald's commercials. Rubble Rubble.

by Grimace August 29, 2003

turd burgler

someone who steals turds out of toilets and writes whose turd it is on the wall

Dued you just got turd burglered

by woody December 9, 2003

turd burgler

one who breaks in and leaves turds in the breeched facility

yep looks like a turd burgler left us a gift in the shower

by hot karl August 11, 2003

turd burgler

A person who opens the door of a bathroom stall while someone else is in there taking a dump. This situation is most often followed by an akward silence and a run for the door.

Verb- Turd burglering

Holy crap guys Tommy is such a turd burgler!

Did you see the way Tommy ran out of the bathroom after he was done turd burglering?!

by Spencer J. December 10, 2008

turd burgler

While a person giving a rim job, the other person poops in their mouth and says bombs away while deficating!

Ah man I just performed a turd burgler in your mouth!

by cornjerker13 March 14, 2009

turd burgler

n. One who wishes to impede another's progress by irritating and unnecesary means. Usually accompanied with laughter from the one who is burgling.

Man, Ben Smith is really a turd burgler, he totally got in my way!

by Apostoli August 30, 2005

turd burgler

Illogical term. Excrement or fudge burgler would be more appropriate.

You can get some of the excrement, but how can you get a whole turd on your willy? Although it's real dumb it is sortonly not as uncreative as most of the other shit, these shitheads make up from their weed and weak genes on Urbandictionary.com.

by webster September 18, 2004