turd burgler 

a turd burgler is someone who tries to tear down a bathroom stall door wanting to use the toilet, whilst the person in the stall is taking a SHIT!!!

Man Having To Piss-BOOM, BOOM, BOOM-"Let me in, I have to PISS!"
Man In Stall-"I'm shitting you, you-TURD BURGLER!"

turd burgler by paulsullivan December 28, 2009

turd burgler 

One of the characters from the old McDonald's commercials. Rubble Rubble.

turd burgler by Grimace August 29, 2003

turd burgler 

someone who steals turds out of toilets and writes whose turd it is on the wall

Dued you just got turd burglered

turd burgler by woody December 9, 2003

Turd Burgler 

A dog that enjoys feasting on another dog's FITTJA.

No Fido!! Bad Dog!! Don't eat that FITTJA!!

Turd Burgler by Bozeman Brown Trout August 21, 2005

turd burgler 

one who breaks in and leaves turds in the breeched facility

yep looks like a turd burgler left us a gift in the shower

turd burgler by hot karl August 11, 2003

turd burgler 

A person who opens the door of a bathroom stall while someone else is in there taking a dump. This situation is most often followed by an akward silence and a run for the door.

Verb- Turd burglering

Holy crap guys Tommy is such a turd burgler!

Did you see the way Tommy ran out of the bathroom after he was done turd burglering?!

turd burgler by Spencer J. December 10, 2008

turd burgler 

While a person giving a rim job, the other person poops in their mouth and says bombs away while deficating!

Ah man I just performed a turd burgler in your mouth!

turd burgler by cornjerker13 March 14, 2009