Office of The Tugger General

A derogatory reference to anyone that is just a complete prick or jack off. A way to extol the biggest jack ass and wanker you know and give them credit for the cock smack they are.

Frank: Hey Roger. How are things with your new boss Carl over in Logistics?
Roger: I am sick of that Fuck Stick. He is making everyone's life miserable.

Frank: That's too bad. Guess everyone is now reporting to the Office of The Tugger General.
Roger: That's straight up shit, Braaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

Sloppy Tugger

Any type of substance used instead of lube during a handjob. Depending on the circumstances, this could be baby lotion, motor oil, or period blood, but is not limited to these things.

Corey gave James a sloppy tugger in the Men's room of Arbee's. He didn't have any lube, so they had to use Horsey Sauce instead.

by Gaggy Rimshot October 10, 2012

RUFF TUGGS BRO!

Tough shit, bro.
That sucks, bro.
That's the way it works, bro.
Sucks to be you, bro.

Neda: "Ah shit! I slept through my midterm."
Danny & Quinn: "RUFF TUGGS BRO!"

Danny: "My roommate just threw up everywhere!"
Neda & Quinn: "RUFF TUGGS BRO!"

Quinn: "I'm all out of Naty ice, and my game cube just broke!"
Danny & Neda: "RUFF TUGGS BRO!"

by RTBRO November 2, 2011

Taint Tugger

A person who tugs on another person's taint. Taint tugging is generally considered an act of sexual harassment in most societies.

"That Taint Tugger! He tugged my taint. Now it's as sore as slut in a cactus field."

by Lance Wackerle November 29, 2011

Fur Tugger

When a girl wears a tail during sex and the man uses the tail as an anchor to pound her harder.

I know you like being kinky, but don’t wear a tail if you fuck John, he’s a Fur Tugger.

by TitCruncher October 10, 2018

tugging one out

the act of masturbating yourself by tugging on your dong

Bill: "hey where's John?"

Frank: "eh, he's probably at home tugging one out"



"nah, i don't think i'm gonna hang out tonight, i'll probably just tug one out and go to bed"

by Mr BigDong July 5, 2008

pre-tugging

The act of masturbating before going out on a date in hopes of lasting longer while having sex.

My roommates showers always last longer right before he goes out on a date. He must be pre-tugging it in there.

by Oliver Frutsenberries November 23, 2010