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tubthumper

A fugly, obnoxious looking, grody, and just generally gross chick/dude that ends up in your facebook pictures and makes you look like a loser.
That girl doesn't know how to have a good time, look at all the tubthumpers in her facebook pictures!
tubthumper by Sacajawea February 13, 2007

tubthumping

having sex in the bathtub (can/does involve more than 2 people)
he and i snuck into the bath room to "tubthump"
tubthumping by megan November 11, 2004

Tubthumping

Not to be confused with the song, Tubthumping is the act of running around your town and punching obese people
Carl: Hey you wanna go tubthumping later?
Jerry: Yes, I’d love to!
Tubthumping by AdolfMullato June 8, 2018

tubthumpn’ 

When you are masterbating in the bath and become so relaxed that you suddenly poop; simultaneously, a person (roommate, friend, stranger {maybe at a party?}) walks in and sees you masturbating with a fresh movement floating it front of you...all while listening to ‘Tubthumping’ by “Chumbawuamba.”
Tom: “Holy mackerel, Jerry! You wouldn’t believe what I saw!”
Jerry: “Well what did you see?!”
Tom: “My best friends’ wifes’ sister was using the bathroom and the door was unlocked, as I walked in, she was tubthumpn’!! All the feces and self-inflicted passion, just...”

Tubthumping

"When you take a dump in the shower and it lands with such impact that it creates a thumping sound." Tubthumping.

"Did you see the state of Gary at the weekend? He's such a tubthumper."

Past tense: Tubthumped.
Future tense: Will tubthump.
I accidentally mixed up my medication and laxatives, found myself tubthumping for a good few minutes.