When you are
masterbating in the bath and become so relaxed that you suddenly poop;
simultaneously, a person (roommate, friend, stranger {maybe at a party?}) walks in and sees you
masturbating with a fresh movement floating it front of you...all while listening to ‘Tubthumping’ by “Chumbawuamba.”
Tom: “
Holy mackerel, Jerry! You wouldn’t believe what I saw!”
Jerry: “Well what did you see?!”
Tom: “My
best friends’ wifes’ sister was using
the bathroom and the door was unlocked, as I walked in, she was tubthumpn’!! All the feces and self-inflicted passion, just...”