a type of urinal, the kind you might find in most male bathrooms. a tuba is the kind of urinal that is lower to the ground for midgets, and an inconveniance for tall people. it usually has the most bacteria on it, so cotton swabs can be used to test for this. occasionally mistaken for a musical instrument.
Abigail: Emily, we just tested the tuba for bacteria and man is there a lot!
Emily: What, you mean like a urinal?
Abigail: Yeah!
The tall man was at a disadvantage using the tuba urinal.
by Beka Lioki December 15, 2007
by swimmainia May 01, 2005
by grandmaster September 08, 2014
Individuals with this name are believed to have jovial nature, they are pretty, intelligent, smart-witted, humane and kind-hearted.
Tuba's are the ones with the caring nature, they are wanted by many but not had by all, they are the epitome of loyalty, faith, love and beauty.
Tuba's are the ones with the caring nature, they are wanted by many but not had by all, they are the epitome of loyalty, faith, love and beauty.
by Jummyy May 20, 2018
by Mz.arnett October 13, 2017
A low pitched intrument made for the bassline of a band. With out a good bassline the entire band would fall apart making tubas a main need for bands. Ive also included the following definitions
The case is perfect for hiding dead bodies
The instrument is perfect for ramming someone against a wall and beating the shit out of them litterally..
The case is perfect for hiding dead bodies
The instrument is perfect for ramming someone against a wall and beating the shit out of them litterally..
Bob: YOU FUCKING KILLED OUR WAITER WITH A GOD DAMN TUBA!
Tod: He came at me with a knife.
Bob: YOU ORDERED THE STEAK!
Tod: Thats... Not an excuse.
Tod: He came at me with a knife.
Bob: YOU ORDERED THE STEAK!
Tod: Thats... Not an excuse.
by theinvisibleman December 17, 2012