truth

Something unknowable that is.

The truth is that the table is six feet long. Actually, the table is 6 feet 1mm long. Actually it's decreasing in size due to natural decay at a measurable rate of 1mm per decade. Actually, the truth of the matter is that we can't even get accurate figures on the table. Actually, we could accidentally get accurate figures on the table, but not know them as a perfect thought. Actually we could know everything about the table incidentally, although that would require a better definition of knowing. Maybe.

by unregistered salad September 28, 2011

truths

The comeback you use when someone responds to your statement with "lies!"

Guy: I hate you a little right now

Girl: Lies!!!!

Guy: Truths!!!!!!!!

by thifdikjhjdks April 16, 2010

truth

Something which would probably upset a great many of people if it were known and made public.

Truthfully speaking, most people have no idea of what the truth actually is.

by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004

Truth

Something many people obstinately believe to be fact -- even when disproved.

The flood myth is a truth many cannot live without believing

by Luddz January 30, 2015

Truth

The absence of doubt

A: I undoubtedly told her what happened
B: The truth?
A: Always.

by alcermalock April 13, 2010

The Truth

Nickname of Paul Pierce of the Boston Celtics.

Coined by Shaq after Paul put up an impressive performance.

Shaq: Paul Pierce is the motherfucking Truth.

The Truth glides through the lane for an impressive layup.

by aliendave February 3, 2005

the truth

1. Something no one can handle.

2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.

3. Something that can be really fucked up.

Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!

The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde

Truth is stranger than fiction

by PaperMachete October 30, 2005