trumpette 

Shreiking banshee cult followers of Donald Trump who like it when he grabs their pussies.

Man, those Trumpettes were as gross as they were loud.

trumpette by John Small Berries October 18, 2016

trumpet fart 

a long fart which starts off low pitched and ends high pitched by squeezing together the butt cheeks

Me: (trumpet fart)

Fogel: ahh man, that trumpet fart woke me up this morning

Me: aha yes, i've been practicing by clenching butt cheeks when i walk

Fogel: good idea!

trumpet fart by rightelbowskin November 21, 2010

trumpet butt 

Fart in key or pitch.

When sam farted it seemed to be in pitch or key with a note like a trumpet butt.

trumpet butt by funboxarcade November 16, 2013

S'Trumpette 

S'TRUMPETTE (s•trump•ette) noun

1. a person who sells their body and soul in support of donald trump and, in the process, abandons all sense of decency

2. a trump whore; a person who whores himself out to support donald trump; political prostitute

Mike Pence is such a s'trumpette, he will say anything to support trump.

S'Trumpette by hedonic1 May 30, 2018

trumpcated 

The term applies to the truncated presidency of Donald J. Trump, which will end far short of its four year term.

Donald Trump's presidency was trumpcated when he refused to let Melania's mother into the country.

trumpcated by tirtle February 6, 2017

Trumpede 

When a group of Trump supporters violently silence you with 'alternative facts'

I was trying to explain that if we put a tariff on Mexican products, the American people will pay for the wall but I found myself in the midst of a Trumpede.

Shhh, don't talk, don't use logic, this is a Trumpede.

Trumpede by King Of The Underworld February 22, 2017

Trumpet Fart 

A high pitched straight line fart, usually short and sweet. Makes you feel proud like a king entering a room with trumpeters announcing arrival. Can come naturally or be fabricated by squeezing the cheeks and applying greater than average pressure during release. The zippy sound is more gratifying than the release. Tends to change pitch nearing the end of the event. One of those perfect farts that just simply makes you happy.

Alone at home: look left, look right, then squeeze out a trumpet fart and smile at your natural musical instrument.
Try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
Try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.

With Friends: Always unexpectedly trumpet fart.

"Wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro"

"Dude... ...nice trumpet fart" "Thanks man"

"Wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?" "No I just trumpet farted" "Oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting"

Trumpet Fart by nihn75 November 5, 2011