Carnival Triumph

A ship in which every deck is a poop deck.

Guy 1: My wife and I took a cruise on the Carnival Triumph last summer.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: We had to shower for a week after returning.

by In Amber Clad February 15, 2013

One Tug Triumph

Verb: To ejaculate immediately, upon retracting the foreskin.

Dan- I bet once matt heard shermille's voice he gained an instant Keith. I guarantee he had a one tug triumph.
Reece- OH did he.

by Big Bonga June 19, 2013

veiny triumphant bastard

1. The huge, veiny, pulsing mass of erect glory that is the male penis.

2. An overly triumphant dick that's acting arrogant and condescending over some feat.

1. My dick.

2. Yeah, I beat you in mw2, no big deal. It was only 10-1.
You veiny triumphant bastard.

by napolean butterscotch July 12, 2010

triumpholic

noun
someone who has a craving for a great victory or achievement.

1. "Gary Vaynerchuk, Steve Jobs & President Trump are literally triumpholics. "

2. Abby - Girl, you sure you wanna do this marketing job?
Sally - Yes. I'm positive asf.

Aby - Go girl...! You are such a triumpholic.

by ThisIsLahiru April 14, 2019

non triumphant

when something is totally not cool

I was having a most non triumphant day, everything was totally bunged up.

by dbammmz October 29, 2006

Triumphant Gus

The act of receiving a blowjob from a girl in the shower while the warm water hits the back of your head. Folding your hands behind your head in triumph is not required, but strongly encouraged.

Gary: Oh, hey, how how'd it go with Padme?

Gus: Gary, let me tell you, I had the best Triumphant Gus of my life last night. All sorts of temperatures were just right.

by Glenn Mariafastein January 7, 2010

trumphags

A disparaging nickname for the aging club of crones the Grabber in Chief once groped.

It’s hard to imagine I am among those most favored of folks, the trumphags.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019