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Tilting

When you make a mistake and then become so frustrated that you continue to make more mistakes.
I was learning to drive yesterday, and was tilting. So I had a break to relax, for a moment, then continued the lesson.
by J.T.W. January 7, 2017
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Spanish Triathlon

An athletic endurance competition for couples comprising of three consecutive events. The two participants usually engage in the first two events, drinking & eating simultaneously over lunch or dinner. This is always then followed by no less than 36 hours of nonstop sexual intercourse with only brief pauses for the periodic consumption of more food and drink.

Originally inspired by the legendary Ironman Triathlon held every year in Hawai'i consisting of a 2.4 mile (3.9 km) swim, 26.2 mile (42.2 km) marathon run and 112 mile (180 km) bike race. Its current usage however has come to be a reflection & demonstration of the legendary sexual prowess of the normal Hispanic male or female.
Joe: Hey Luis! Wanna come to the beach with us this weekend?
Luis: Sorry man, I'm preparing Allison for her first Spanish Triathlon beginning this Friday night.
Joe: Oh shit dude, you're a total fucking Ironman!
Luis: Please save it Joe, I'm just getting started. Just wait till I really decide to break her in half!
by Philolingua March 11, 2009
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Tilt

Usually a term in video games (though it can really be used in any activity or hobby), tilt is an emotional state when doing the exact same thing activity over and over produces negative results. It's an emotional breakdown and fustration of your hard work not resulting in the success that you crave so desperately. When you or someone is in a tilt state of mind, the best thing to do is take a break from that activity and try not to think about it as much.
Phage: Dude I lost a lot of Ranked games in League of Legends and it's all my stupid noob teammates' faults.

Sheen: Dude you're on tilt. Take a break from League for a bit man.
by Lance Ted Mosby Hardwood January 27, 2015
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tilted

Gambling term (most common in poker) but also used in video games describing an angry or "reeling" state of mind usually caused by a big or unluck loss. People playing on tilt play below their usual abillity and usually make larger and more aggressive bets to try to quickly recover their loss.
Man matchmaking in CS:GO had me tilted the other night.
by RecycledDefinitions January 26, 2017
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Tilted Towers

Chiraq. Fights that go on here are often worse than the Southside of Chicago.
Sweaty: "Let's drop Tilted Towers!"
Pussy: "Hahahaha no thanks let's drop Dusty"
by bl-asian April 15, 2018
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tilted

When you let something negatively affect your mood/actions. Commonly used by players of video games.
My teammates got me all tilted. Now I'm salty AF and playing like shit.
by leetstarter January 23, 2017
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Land of da TRILL

Port Arthur, TX is the original land of the Trill. Popularized by U.G.K
"Yo, you see that real ass nigga over there?"

"yeah, I heard his from P.A.T, Land of da TRILL."

"I wish he was my dad.."
by Port Arthur dude September 13, 2013
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