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Traffic Tourettes

Uncontrollable bursts of profanity (like tourette syndrome) experience while stuck in traffic.
*talking on phone* "So yeah, then Kim turned around and MOTHER F&%@ER WHERE DID YOU F!^@ING LEARN TO DRIVE YOU PIECE OF $#!&! ... Anyway, so Kim says to me"

"Dang bro, sounds like you have some nasty traffic tourettes."
by b3rk February 9, 2009
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traffic light party

A party/dance where you wear colours to show you're availability.
Red = Taken
Yellow = Undecided
Green = Single
Guy: Hey babe, wanna dance erotically?
Girl: Cant you see that im in red?
Guy: No, im colour blind.
Girl: Why would you come to a traffic light party if you cant tell what colour people are wearing?
Guy: ..Can we fuck now?
by That guy with a Dent January 14, 2008
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compartmentalised traffic window

Rush hour - this term is frequently used by members of FVS to describe rush hour traffic.
In order to implement a comprehensive traffic management programme, you must first assess the compartmentalised traffic windows.
by HNAG March 16, 2010
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Traffic Tourette's

The uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at other drivers who infringe on your space (whether real or imagined).
Jay: Man that guy just cut you off.
Mark: That @#$% can't drive worth @#$%.
Jay: I see your traffic tourette's is getting worse.
by JJE March 6, 2008
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trafficking

I heard he got the book for trafficking in drugs and diamonds.
by standit December 28, 2013
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traffic slut

Someone who lets every car in front of them.
That Traffic Slut let 5 cars in front of her. Close your legs!
by Randy Flagg May 30, 2014
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