Tourniquet 

Tourniquet is a great thrash band that has released awesome albums. They have a great technical talent: the band's leader, Ted Kirkpatrick, is one of the most awesome drummer's in thrash; maybe is not as good as Dave Lombardo or Nick Menza, but he is awesome with the drums. Gary Lenaire and Mark Lewis, the original guitarists, were astounding guitarists; they made great riffs and solos. Guy Ritter, the lead vocalist, made a kick-ass work while he was in the band. All the other members were pretty great too, but these were the guys in the first album, Stop the Bleeding.

They are a great band, one of the greatest thrash bands in history; but they are not very known only because they a Christian band. I recommend songs like "Viento Borrascoso", "A Dog's Breakfast", "Ready or Not", "Ark of Suffering" or "Pathogenic Ocular Dissonance".

Tourniquet most famous song is "Ark of Suffering".

Tourniquet by ThrasherOfDeath November 29, 2011

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The best band in the history of grind-core/grunge. Their drummer rocks me.

Ted Kirkpatrick is a drummer for tourniquet and he rocks me.

tourniquet by Lakisha April 1, 2004

tourniquet 

One of the best heavy metal bands ever. By the way, they are not grind/grundge... the first 3 records were thrash, the 4th one was hard rock and they went back to play heavy stuff in the 21st century.

I can't way for a new Tourniquet album!

tourniquet by popol April 27, 2005

tourniquet putt

A Disc Golf term describing a putt that could or does “stop the bleeding” of a series of bad events during a round.

“John made a nice putt to get off the bogey train. It was definitely definitely a tourniquet putt.”

tourniquet putt by Disc Golf Kyle February 15, 2020

Tallahassee Tourniquet

The act of wrapping one's own (or more commonly a partner's) belt, shoelace, necktie, or any improvised strap extremely tightly around the base of the erect penis and/or scrotum immediately before climax, then proceeding to ejaculate while the constriction is maintained at maximum tightness. The goal (or at least the claimed goal among degenerates who admit to this) is to produce an explosively forceful, high-pressure orgasm followed by an almost cartoonishly dark-purple, throbbing, vein-bulging member that looks like it’s about to pop.

Upon release of the improvised tourniquet, the sudden rush of blood back into the area supposedly creates a painful-yet-euphoric pins-and-needles sensation that some describe as “cumming so hard your soul leaves through your dick and then gets sucked back in"

Bro said he gave himself a Tallahassee Tourniquet last night and passed out for like 90 seconds. Woke up with a boner that looked like a bruised eggplant and a carpet that needed professional cleaning.

Tallahassee Tourniquet by Bigdawg_jimmy67 February 15, 2026