touchdown

Somebody who has a shit and pukes up at the same time

HAHA!! Look at him! he just had a touchdown!

by revolution December 7, 2004

Touchdown

Often to used in MMORPG's when something new or something of value is discovered by the players.

"Hey Anth, I finally found those raptors!"
"TOUCHDOWN!!"

by Reark May 13, 2005

Touchdown

The act of bumming or sampling something, usually food or drugs, from a friend or even a stranger.

Holy smokes, you guys got pizza? Let me touchdown on some of that.

by Hollywood Kid May 23, 2008

Touchdown

When you fresh outta the penitentiary.

" my nigga Cody finna touchdown this weekend. We gone dumb

by Larry G Hampton December 9, 2016

TouchDown

Getting To Your Destination Is A Successful TouchDown

Honey !+) Me Has Achieved A Successful TouchDown

by The V ONE 2nd To None April 1, 2017

Touchdown

The act of having sexual intercourse with the same woman 6 separate times. To get the extra point, immediately after the 6th time, she has to give you head to the Eminem song "Lose Yourself", and then you must nut promptly as you hear "Moms Spaghetti". To convert a 2 point conversion, you must two pump either her mom or one of her siblings on the same calendar date as the completion of the 6th time.

Bro1: Bro I scored a touchdown on Karen last night. Bro2: Did you make the extra point? Bro1: nah I went for 2 and ended up getting my pipe stuck in her 12 year old sister :(

by Jesus Collin November 6, 2018

Touchdown

1: Touchdown commonly refer to scoring a goal in (American) Football.
2: Touchdown may refer to a solid piece of fecal matter touching the water in the toilet before being separated by muscles in the anal ring contracting.

Exampel 1 Hey, did you see the game last night? O.J. Simpson scored a touchdow against the Washington Redskins.

Exampel 2 You won’t believe what happened at the toilet. I made a touchdown!

by Pat Fenis June 12, 2019