1. One who is not genuine, is full of shit, and is generally an asshole. See twigsmith
2.One who tosses dwarves
2.One who tosses dwarves
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Get the text-tosterone mug.A person of Islander origin (usually Samoa) that often carry's a ukulele around everywhere and is often a douchebag, causing public disturbances wherever they go.
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