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stale tortilla

The smell of ur balls sticking to ur leg.
James, i totally had stale tortilla today, when i smelled my hand after touching my balls.

Flour tortilla 

A Hispanic male or female who looks Caucasian. These people usually have little to no Hispanic features. They are called Flour because of their white skin and tortilla because of their Hispanic dissent.
Dude I’m not white I’m Hispanic. I’m just a flour tortilla.
Flour tortilla by The_Kitchen July 24, 2019

tortillaing 

Pronounced: tore-tea-ya-ing

The act of throwing tortillas onto something, especially cars.

It was originally started when Christine had ripped off some of the extra tortilla from her snack wrap, and decided to throw it out Brianna's window onto the car next to them. It landed perfectly onto the car, and they could not stop laughing. They have also been known to tortilla their own car, while still in it. Christine and Brianna have become known as the "Tortilla Bandits" and are coming to tortilla your car next.
"We were tortillaing cars yesterday!"
tortillaing by Christine Batson November 12, 2007

Hurricane Tortilla 

The worst hurricane in recorded history. Affected all of Mexico. Shut down the tortilla making business for three years.
Person 1: Man, Hurricane Katrina was awful..
Person 2: What about Hurricane Tortilla?
Hurricane Tortilla by #1 Banana January 16, 2018

Tortilla booty 

"Did you see Roxy's ass?"

"Yeah, she has a tortilla booty"
Tortilla booty by Hacobo44 July 1, 2015

Soggy Tortilla

a group of males sit in a circle and jerk off onto the same tortilla which is placed at the center of the circle, the last one to release his seminal fluids on the tortilla must roll it up like a burrito and consume it, thus eating a burrito which is soggy because of everyones semen
Do you guys wanna play some soggy tortilla tonight?
Soggy Tortilla by DefineMyMom.com November 13, 2014