Fleshy Tophat

A fleshy tophat is the part of the penis that would normally be cut off during circumcision.

J: man I'm kind of embarrassed of my penis because I'm not circumcized

M: what no way bro you got the dopest dick around carrying that fleshy tophat

by ThemagJSAR July 5, 2023

cat's tophat

the opposite of the cat's pajamas. It means uncool, or stupid.

Nate: Woah, look how ugly that car is!

Amanda: Yeah man, it's totally the cat's tophat.

by ALynnJ42 July 15, 2009

tonkatard

Some one who is retarded. I mean, really retarded. As in, a 30 year old retard who plays with Tonka trucks, and wears a sweater with a bulldozer on it.

Mike dropped the platform again? What a tonkatard.

by thecrazyd February 22, 2008

Tophat Mike

A guy who wears a tophat and a trenchcoat (all black, all the time) and has a rag-tag band of women that increases by the hour. Even though none of these women know why they are so attracted to him.

There goes Tophat Mike with his rag-tag band of women.

by Radhika November 12, 2004

TomKat

Another stupid conjoined word for a famous Hollyweird couple. It is the combination of Tom Cruise and Katy Holmes. Also, when Katy Holmes became visibly pregnant, her belly and the fetus within it were known collectively as the TomKat Bump.

The term originated in the gossip rags.

Did you see TomKat where all the other Hollywood freaks hang out? I wonder when the TomKat Bump will be born?

by Teh Knowing 2 Mucho July 6, 2006

messy tophat

a sex act in which a guy gets certain bodily fluids spit up on his hair like shampoo

Man! That guy is so crazy, I hear he likes messy tophats!!!!

by notnops January 15, 2008

tophat

Tophat is cockney rhyming slang for "Twat" or from the scientific point of view, the female genitalia.

"Twat" is very common British slang therefore all yanks should permanently carve the meaning into their heads when visiting the UK.

OMFGZZZ what are you doing you complete and utter tophat!!!

by Ash Conman January 8, 2005