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Samolian Toothbrush

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A type of sleeping prank where you apply toothpast to your penis and proceed to insert it into the sleeping victims oral cavity and vigorously clean their teeth.
Greg: Dude George just fell asleep and his breath smells like butt juice.
Fred: Give him a Samolian Toothbrush thatll teach him to Listerine before passing out!
by NinjaGangsta September 26, 2010
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something to cut your teeth on
man, i cut my teeth working at mcdonalds so i could work up to being a sous chef! it was my sharp toothbrush job.
by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil March 28, 2010
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Swedish Toothbrush

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The act of running your finger between your butt cheeks, preferably after a large shit or while suffering from swamp ass, then proceeding to run your finger across your victims teeth.
Man 1: Wow Mitchell's breath smells like ahit today!
Man 2: Ya, I think Shane gave hime a "Swedish Toothbrush" while he was sleeping.
by junkyarddawg February 13, 2019
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after a girl swallows your load, you then kiss her afterwards before she brushes her teeth, therefore exposing yourself to swallowing your own babies
gross man you got a sparkling toothbrush!
by Rotorious 31 June 9, 2010
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Sushi Toothbrush

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A Sushi Toothbrush is where you are woken up by someone who has recently fingered a woman sticking their index finger in your mouth and brushing your teeth like a toothbrush.
Often performed on the morning after a party or by a moody wife thinking of different ways to get her husband out of bed.
Most effective when used on someone who has never eaten muff before.
(the night after a party)
Man: Is Jason still sleeping?
Woman: Yes, he's asleep upstairs, why?
Man: Well I just fingered a girl and I'm pretty sure this is going to be the best chance in my life I get to effectively Sushi Toothbrush someone.
Woman: You do know I'm Jason's mother, right?
Man: .... Your point is?
by thatsatsumaman November 13, 2011
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salty toothbrush

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The act of dipping your finger in semen and proceeding to brush your partners teeth with said finger.
She wouldn't shut her mouth.. So I gave her the salty toothbrush.
by fluffy finger puppet March 4, 2014
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Stiff toothbrush

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Sexual act where the male waits for the female to fall asleep, he gets a monster stiffy worked up, and attempts to simulate brushing the female's teeth. If completed, your wad is the toothpaste. The ultimate is if she never wakes up during the stiff toothbrush and your wad gets nice and crusty on her face by morning.
She's got my balls so blue I'm gonna give her a stiff toothbrush.
by Dump truck January 29, 2017
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