That bitch is a cooter tooter.
by jnotosh December 08, 2010
by Da motherfing Truth December 03, 2007
A person who divulges personal information about themselves, completely unsolicited; to any and everyone at will.
Sally: Oh hi Becky! Fancy running into you here.
Becky: Yeah, just doing some shopping. You know I just got ANOTHER promotion at work. Yep - Vice President now. And Tom just got that new Mercedes...yeah, he gave the old one to our youngest, who just got accepted into Harvard.....
Sally" **thinking to herself** OMG, this heifer is such a BIO-TOOTER! Note to self...next time, pretend not to see her.
Becky: Yeah, just doing some shopping. You know I just got ANOTHER promotion at work. Yep - Vice President now. And Tom just got that new Mercedes...yeah, he gave the old one to our youngest, who just got accepted into Harvard.....
Sally" **thinking to herself** OMG, this heifer is such a BIO-TOOTER! Note to self...next time, pretend not to see her.
by Chicki Tee November 30, 2010
by Omg 37483883 August 31, 2015
by DISCORD GOAT October 05, 2021
A Twitter Tooter is someone who paints a glorious picture of themselves through fictitious Twitter postings for the benefit of impressing women or perspective employers who actually check others using the internet as a resource.
Oh No ... I just got a Twit from Jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ," Bark Park ".
What a , "Twitter Tooter ".
What a , "Twitter Tooter ".
by Susabar July 24, 2009
The act of the offspring of a Vietnamese and an Arabic couple shitting in a tuba before a parade or sporting event.
by Giant $weaty $hlong September 19, 2010