Tomterday

A hybrid of yesterday and tomorrow. The two cancel each other out, so in the end you just have an unnecessarily elongated form of today.

Employee: "How are you tomterday?"
Customer: "I was doing just great until you fucked everything up by using tomterday. By the way I need a pack of condoms."

by aman13 June 14, 2010

Tomatord

God of tomatoes

Person 1: do u have any tomatoes?
Person 2: Tomatord does B)

by Pastelray July 30, 2019

Tomtarded

An adjective used to describe a retarded action that likely would have been done by Tom.

What? you left your car lights on 3 times since you replaced your battery? That's pretty tomtarded.

by kazeflame June 7, 2009

tomtard

A correctional facility transportation officer. Tom comes from most transportation officers call signs start with T (phonetic alpabet for the letter T is tom) and tard comes from retard or fucktard

"Tomtard is taking our asses to court today!"

by DLnc February 22, 2008

tommorday

Tommorow

Shall we go to the mall tommorday?

by JoNnY rOtTeN oI! September 11, 2003

Tomturdette Gordanly Squat

Rambunctious group of juveniles capable of many things with their combined strengths. When all combined, they are the second most powerful thing in the universe, Sileen being the only stronger being.

Oh no… TOMTURDETTE GORDANLY SQUAT IS COMING!

by Raelis October 12, 2025