tooner

something that kills the conversation because of its randomness or weirdness. Usually said after the awkward comment was used with "that was" before it. Also a certain expression is amde with the face of the person saying tooner by opening his/her eyes as wide as possible and lifting eyebrows. Many times a person doesn't even have to say tooner and will only say "That was" and imply it.

person 1: I'm gona wear my super tight shirt so that everyone will think I'm buff.

person 2:That was tooner/ you are tooner/ That WAS!

by SugaShaners June 7, 2009

tonerish

ignorant with overtones of douchiness. See also: Toneresque

My date started acting tonerish so I told him to fuck himself and left with the bartender

by SRQDT October 7, 2011

El Toner

El Toner is a type of person. They take many shits and often sped out. Sometimes they will contract Emilitis but only if they have not showered for at least a week. They also are very fond of learning many life skills at summer camp like learning to be loyal at "Pine Cone Camp for Snakey Children."

Greva was being such an El Toner because he was clogging my toilet nonstop and saying how he's the most loyal boyfriend out of all of the boys

by goodshceise911 September 18, 2018

Toner

A boner you get from great tone.

Did you hear Ryne's new pedal? I just got a major toner.

by troy>i September 14, 2011

toner

A nickname for a canadian drunk who comes down to Lakewood every year and gets hammered out of his gourd. Known to wet himself on numerous occasions. Might be seen with a smoke in one hand and a beer in another. Will eat or drink crazy things for bets. Will fester in own juices. Beware

Example # 1:
PasserBy # 1 - Hey isn't that Toner passed out by the wall?

PasserBy # 2 - What's that wet stain he's lyin' in?

Example # 2:

TIRED GUY: Who the fuck is that yelling over there, it's 6 am?

GIRLFRIEND: Fuckin' Toner!!!!!!

by Johnny Lakewood August 28, 2005

two toner

When a poop is two toned in colour.

The perfect two toner would be when the two colours are split in a diagonal line. You must not flush a two toner, for it is a very rare occurrence when a poop graces us with a two tone appearance. Do NOT cover with toilet paper, and be sure to take a picture and be proud.

by Two Tone Thorings August 30, 2009

törner

Törner is a real sexy beast #BEAST

Hot girl 1: Oh there's Törner, i wanna suck him!
Hot girl 2: The rumor says he got a big dick

by McTörner December 13, 2016