tomesterday

A person, place, or thing/event which occurs tomorrow, yesterday,and/or today.

Fred is going to fix the septic tank tomesterday.

by Bingo Hilltop October 15, 2016

tommemi

tommemi is a god complex who is superior among mere commoners. if you ever meet tommemi be sure to bow down.

wow tommemi really is a god.

by mothballrats April 25, 2021

Tomedd

When a smol green cinnamon roll and an angry alchoholic fall in love, which creates TomEdd/EddTom. AKA the best thing to exist.

I have problems. I love TomEdd so much. It's so cute it's going to kill me.

by IAmASailingShip June 6, 2018

Timmeh

Derived from South Park, it can be used as a nickname for somebody called Tim, or something written by Myra and Nose all over TerrorBird's windows. It can also be used as an insult for somebody a bit stupid.

"Alright, Timmeh?"
"Myra, why's Timmeh written all over my windows?"
"You're such a Timmeh!"

by Ya mama June 12, 2003

Tommemi

Hot hilarious and such a fair maiden/lad

Best mutual to have on TikTok

Follow them now
Also I love you if you’re seeing this

Me: DO YOU KNOW TOMMEMI?
dumb person: no who is that?
Me: THE BEST PERSON ON TIKTOK DUH

by Tommemi is bae <3 April 26, 2021

Tombed

Used to describe the feeling associated with Kratom. Gained traction in the NoVA area in early 2018 by its creator “CJ“.

Adam: Why are you smiling at the ceiling?
CJ: Man, I am stupendously TOMBED.

by The Ugly Barnikles October 19, 2020

tomer moment

when a guy says something sus (in a gay way) and acts oblivious when questioned about it

person #1:"i love men"
person #2:"ayyooo what did you say?"
person #1:"what?"
person #2:"tomer moment"

by 100% not tomer June 12, 2023