tom

the jesus of myspace; he created a world in which people can become friends, lovers, and then meet up and rape each other.

Oh gosh, I'm so glad Tom made myspace...oh yeah but i do feel bad about Susan.

-What happened?

Didnt you hear? She met up with some kid she met on myspace and then she got raped and killed.

-Oh, but that wont happen to me :)

by GROOZY June 06, 2006

tom

Someone who is not my friend!!!

I don't know tom, how can he and i be friends.

by PAGIS!!! February 03, 2007

tom

A code word for alcohol. used when someone who shouldnt no alcohol is around is... around.

"Is Tom comin to this party dude?"
"FUCK YEA!!!!"

by Dan Rad February 22, 2007

tom

time of month

Kimberly couldnt swim besause of tom

by xxxryan45xxx June 26, 2009

tom

a kid that knows too much about minecraft

tom shut up

by SilverC October 19, 2020

tom

The faggot that owns myspace.Most people blame him for everything bad happening to them.And after all,he is a fag,how come he has the most friends in myspace.

Tom killed tupac.
He killed Elvis Presley too and he is the reason for the destruction of the ozone layer.

by Tom from myspace is a real jerk March 23, 2008

tom

someone who steals all the sexy people. likes to have kinky times with people named chris and jonny. Watch out for tom hes a thief

Watch out tom might get him

by randomer09 April 29, 2009