Mrs beards toe

A crooked ass toe that needs to be looked at by a medical professional

Mrs beards toe is very disturbing she should wear tennis shoes

by Gggghhhhgggy May 10, 2017

toe spoon

A brilliant Austrian innovation which significantly improves upon the function of the toe knife. The toe spoon completely eliminates any risk of self-injury during the cleaning of scum out of one's toes.

Frank used to swear by his toe knife, but ever since he met Alexi, he has always cleaned the scum out with a toe spoon.

by Solo Amadeus November 30, 2021

tramel toe

The oversized "camel toe" created when a transfestite tucks their private between their legs.

I didn't know she was a dude, I just thought she was sporting a HUGE camel toe, not a tramel toe!

by Veritas Caput November 20, 2013

Tough as a big toe

Mocking someone when they act tough. Big toes experience much pain when stubbed and even the toughest of men turn Into cry babies.

Look at that alpha male, he’s as tough as a big toe!

by SmokyTheBear April 27, 2020

Schnitzel Toe

The mans version of a “camel toe” when a man’s schnitzel and balls are showing through his pants

“Dude, I totally lost my girlfriend when she was checking out that studs SCHNITZEL TOE”.

by Wordsluethval June 30, 2018

Titans Toe

Monstrous pulsating member.

Elwood was thinking of butters strumming herself to the point gushing her fluids everywhere when he developed a titans toe.

by scottselwood June 6, 2011

Zombie Toe

1. A term used to describe a vagina that has not received any action for an extended period of time. Usually when this term is used the vagina will look dead, often resembling a zombie.

2. A term used to describe the appearance of a toe after stubbing it or injuring it. The toe will look discolored or deformed.

"Aye man, I bet that girl has a total Zombie Toe!"

"I got a Zombie Toe from stubbing it on the table..."

by ConksDonks September 11, 2014