todger pocket

1.vagina, derived from todger meaning penis, and pocket, a place where you put things
2. a pocket where you keep your penis

1. i boned your mom in her todger pocket yesterday
2. these pants come with a built in todger pocket

by deadprez92 December 25, 2006

tiny todger

A minute penis

Oakley has a tiny todger

by gyffufutfc,k November 9, 2018

Chocolate todger

An old fashioned, vulgar word for cigar. Mainly used by the poor.

- you got any chocolate todger's

-Nah, sorry mate.

by K. Lewis June 3, 2018

Todger Dodger

Lesbian.

No chance of pulling in this place lads . . . There's more Todger Dodgers here than on a BBC panel show.

by Baron Trouserpress April 30, 2022

todgers out!

A word to use when rushing into something, or describing someone rushing into something.

"We're gonna jump, todgers out, into one helluva bad situation!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 9, 2005

tiny todger

A minute penis

Oakley has a tiny todger

by gyffufutfc,k November 8, 2018

timmy todger

A timmy todger is when a young male wakes up with morning glory (erection as you wake up) and decides to wank (masterbate) it off, usually before school starts.

Retard: I had a timmy todger this morning
Normal guy: Fuck off, your weird.

by misster sexy January 7, 2014