Tobleroneular

The shape of a toblerone

''She is soooooo Tobleroneular''

by Simon(the ledge) May 16, 2006

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Toblerone

To finger someone using three fingers in the shape of a triangle or toblerone.

Jake: "what did you do in the closet?"

Bob: "I toblerone'd her"

by Seadim December 19, 2009

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Toblerone Gauntlet

The outcome of giving a sexual partner too vigorous an anal fisting, resulting in a hand covered in unpleasant fecal matter that resembles a melted Toblerone over ones' fist & lower arm.

Bill: "Went a bit mad on the fisting last night..."
Ben: "Really? What happened?"
Bill: "Went in too deep, ended up wearing the Toblerone Gauntlet."
Ben: "Dude, that's sick!"
Bill: "Yeah. That's what your mom said."

by Tod316uk October 8, 2008

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toblerone tits

this is a woman of management position who is usually called elaine. She has tits that are so pointy and odd shaped that they look like giant toblerones,but lets be honest...i dont think too many people would want to eat them!! This 'oddity' uses her tits as weapons to protect her from staff she upsets, but just be warned elaine, you're tits can't protect you forever!

HELP, HELP! what's that coming out the office??
Oh thank god....it's just toblerone tits!

What do you call a woman who gives you a nervous breakdown?
toblerone tits!

by don't tell me you've forgot my name already? February 24, 2008

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Toblerone

A cum, diarrhea, and solid stool filled condom that is tied off at the end. Often used a Christmas present. Keeps well frozen. Can be used as a dildo.

Slang for taking a huge dump: Splitting a toblerone

I was slammin Mother Maggie with a frozen toblerone.

Mother Maggie split a toblerone so huge, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton couldn't take the whole thing up the gary, so instead she let a Jamaican Raspberry after she took a choft.

by Shabombu Heaton November 12, 2004

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