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toasters, the

the very first American ska band, based in N.Y.C.
founders of all that is ska in the U.S.A.

i assume the name come from the term toaster meaning a gun (also gatt, heat, heater, or burner)
some people call us trouble
some people call us tuff
some people call us nasty name
but their girlfriends call us up
cause they want to know the answers
to all these bad thigns that i do
a piece of led right in you head is all if got for you
ska killers, toasters U.S.A.
by C0BEX October 7, 2003
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Toastersex

Act of vertical butt sex. one lays down other does the fucking push up style.
cody why is your face all red

Nick i had toastersex
by hand_of_god119 November 17, 2009
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Toastering

Toastering (To toaster someone) is the act of trolling various tech supports all while describing a toaster. The key is to describe your toaster for as long as possible, getting more and more descriptive, eventually
You call Apple. You ask "Why does my apple smell like toast?" Apple assumes you are referring to your Mac heating up. You have just began your first Toastering session.
by The one who started Toastering October 27, 2011
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Despacito Toasterino

Slang often used by people in the north of Wyoming that is used as the verb formality of toaster bath
Billy: Wow Jacob you look down in the dumps today
Jacob: Yeah the employee at Starbucks misspelled my name. Instead of “Jacob” they spelled it “Help there is a crazy man under the counter he has a gun please call 911 this is urgent”
Billy: Oof that’s rough, do you want to talk about it?
Jacob: No, it’s easier just to commit Despacito Toasterino.
Billy: Bruh.
by BruhBruhPepperoni June 29, 2019
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Toasterism

When you get a body part in a toaster and can't get it out.
Shit I got my left ass cheek stuck in a toaster and I can't get it out guess I just gotta live with toasterism.
by Lasagnaaa August 26, 2019
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toasters, the

generally thought of as the first/longest running ska band in the U.S

it is possible that the name originates from the term "toasting" which means to talk or chant over a rhythm or beat and is sometimes used in ska and other african/jamaican music. it could also come from the old slang for gun, OR the literal kitchen appliance.
me: hey, do you have any toasters, the?
store guy: uh, we dont sell kitchen appliences.
me: no, not A toaster. THE toasters.
store guy: oh... no. we only have shitty music. sorry.
me: yeah.

toasters, the
by ghettostarchild August 22, 2007
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toastertot

A toastertot is a tater tot that is either cooked in a toaster, or microwave oven
Random Guy 1- Man i really want some tater tots but my oven is not working
Random guy 1's Friend- Just make toastertots in the toaster
Random Guy 1- Great Idea!
by CreatorOfWordsUDon'tCareAbout February 1, 2019
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