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Toast/Envelope Method

An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.

The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.

Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.

If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.

Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:

If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
I met my last 20 lady friends utilizing the Toast/Envelope Method. It's outrageously successful!
by Seraph094 August 9, 2012
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all toasters toast toast

The mighty words of the powerful Mario from the failed game, "Hotel Mario" for the Philips CDI.
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tar toast

Tar on toast. It was made poplular by The Whitest Kids U Know, a television series.
I almost died cuz I ate that tar toast you gave me!

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Why were you walking around at a party with tar toast on a platter?!?!?
by HackBennys June 10, 2009
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firmly toasted

To Smoke weed to the point where your soo high, You start saying random ish, or just sit there staring into space.
"The twins and I went over to Marks house and got firmly toasted on the couch."
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toasted clit

When a female's clitoris absorbs an excessive amount of heat from friction during intercouse, usually a result of savage coitus
During intercourse:
Female to male: "You are going to have to stop, I cant go any more for I have a toasted clit"
by Clitsy Normas November 19, 2014
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Lap Toast

Dead skin left on your lap/genital surroundings, usually after receiving oral sex from a person in the "peeling stage" of a sunburn.
The only problem with getting a bj from Sunburned Sally was the amount of lap toast she left after she was done.
by ThatsJustWeird August 18, 2012
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Toast Racking

A private schoolboy initiation/humiliation, where the 'newbie' is pinned down and a piece of hot toast is inserted in between the buttocks.
Hey Dean, let's give Matt a toast racking tonight when the caretaker is asleep...
by patcher in the eye July 9, 2015
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