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To Blow a Clown

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Anything (even loosely) associated with sex and circus. And midgets. And clowns, of course. Interrestingly, the act of "blowing a clown" happens a lot more often than one might think.
Clown 1: Hey Midget Bob! Check out my flower *spurt of semen*

Clown 2: Hee hehe heheh eheheh ehehehe hahah ahahahah ahah

Midget Bob: Harrr... that ain't no flower! It's a penis in disguise!!!
by D July 21, 2004
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A state of marked social degradation that is absolute in nature and brought on by the keen wit of a legitimate snark.

To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.
Jonas: I cant… I have nothing anymore.. im done, seen through, ruined…

*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*

Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!

Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.

Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!
by Dusty Knuckles July 5, 2022
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Clowned to Death

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Verbal Murder; when a targeted individual (usually the bitch of a group) FREAKS OUT after receiving a facial of insulting jokes from friends. Usually performed by 2 or more roasters, although solo work can be done by the skilled.
After making fun of him about his vagina, he cussed us out in front of a 5 year old boy and his mother. Its official, he was CLOWNED TO DEATH.
by houSTONER January 7, 2010
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When you're all sitting around, drinking and sharing Scary Stories, e.g. John Wayne Gacy who dressed as a clown, and the Evil Clowns who kidnap children in South America, The Clown from Stephen King's "It"
The party is breaking up because it's almost 3AM, and Joe says...

"Damn, I want to hear more stories about evil clowns!"
by jagshemash1 March 19, 2009
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can we all acknowledge that they all had sex. Imagine one hand sasuke lol and even sai
Yo Shikamaru did you see how Naruto did it to Hinata with his shadow clone jutsu
by Alex_supersus1 December 2, 2020
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Launch your Dream11 clone and your users will be hooked up to the app
by Dream11 Clone App April 24, 2021
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