Sucks to suck

A response to finding out your friend's dilemma. It is said in a friendly mocking manner. Can be used as an interjection.

"Brian, I lost my car keys!"

"Sucks to suck! I'll help you look for them."

by Veryishful March 3, 2014

the 900 to suck my cock

a new trick tony hawk does in his latest gayporno skate video.

"I dont want to watch any more god-damn skate videos! I wouldn't watch it even if he did a 900 to suck my cock!"

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 15, 2003

way to suck at life!

a nother way of saying you suck or something like that

A person trips;
"Hey you....way to suck at life!"

by stan n May 4, 2005

tell your asshole to suck my dick

Commanding a man/woman to allow an assfucking to take place!
Requesting Anal sex in a demanding form to another human being!
A punking between two mates/bros/friends!

(RingRing) hey whats going good wit it! Fuck you homie tell ur asshole to suck my dick!

Excuse me sir may I ask you a question... yes..yes you can...could you kindly tell your asshole to suck my dick!

by Nedly "NED" Nerdstrom April 14, 2008

sucks to suck

when it sucks to suck at something - coined by Stuart Briggle

Tomas: I can't believe I missed that shot.
Stuart: Sucks to suck.

by jdgonzalez3 May 8, 2011

sucks to suck

when something or someone sucks and you say it sucks to be like that.
can have " you know what they say" before it.

Tim: My girlfriend cheated on me last night.
Alex: sucks to suck :)

debra: I cant go to the party tonight because my parents are making me watch my brother.
jim: you know what they say sucks to suck! ;D

by sonnnnnnie(: October 7, 2011

I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living

What is said about someone who is a tight wad and/or rich and has fallen on hard times and lost all there money. And you hate there guts.

I hate that Donald Trump! I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living.

by Deep blue 2012 May 9, 2010